It's been two weeks since Tufts students were cruelly deprived of the couches at Brown n' Brew due to fire hazard concerns. Two harsh, uncomfortable, achy weeks. Don't worry, though — there is a way to stop this sofa-less madness.

Students who want back their delightfully cushy couches can write letters of any length and format (I encourage haikus) and deliver them to any student worker in the Brew. The letters can be signed or anonymous; just explain that you miss the couches and they've affected your patronage. With enough letters, we're sure to get our couches back before graduation.