Two can play at that game

Making a top ten list for reasons not to go to East Lansing is too easy, but also irrelevant (for this year anyway), so here are the top ten reasons why Michigan and Michigan State fans should come to Ann Arbor this Saturday.

10) The air doesn’t reek of burned La-Z-Boy.

9) It doesn’t take an hour to walk from one side of campus to the other

8) It’s only a matter of weeks before it starts snowing.

7) You haven’t picked a fight with a visiting fan this season and Northwestern would be way too easy.

6) AEPi car bash is on Friday from 11-6 (proceeds go to Ronald McDonald house, arguing against this point means you’re in favor of terminal illnesses)

5) Seeing Michigan State defeat Michigan in the Big House is a once in a 10-15 year opportunity.

4) The 3:30 start allows for 6+ hours of pre-game

3) MSU people feed off of Michigan suffering, a celebration in East Lansing wouldn’t provide the joy a Spartan receives in seeing Michigan tears in person (Should MSU win)

2) Tickets for the Michigan vs. MSU game have been going for FACE VALUE, any other year and it would be at least $150 per ticket.

1) This is the most important game of the season for both teams, quit b*tchin and get your ass out there.