Top Ten Reasons Why Terrelle Pryor Should Come to Michigan

Top Ten Reasons Why Terrelle Pryor Should Come to Michigan
OSU isn't as easily photo-shopped into eye-black, shouldn't that be enough?


With Ohio State's loss to LSU tonight, Terrelle Pryor will receive the remaining attention this year for those following college football. The toss-up still remains, Michigan or OSU, though Florida may still be in the picture. But does an OSU loss in the National Championship push him toward or away from Columbus? On one hand, the Buckeyes lost their 9th (of 9) game against the SEC in a bowl game and second straight national title shot. Will he view that as an opportunity to bring them over the hump or as them being a losing program?

A high school teammate of Pryor’s playing in the All American Bowl put an Ohio State sticker on the back of his helmet. Other reports claimed he wore a Michigan sweatshirt on the way to the game. The following are the top ten reasons that Terrelle Pryor should come to Michigan rather than Ohio State next year:

10. Michigan needs to break the losing streak against OSU, not going to happen with Pryor wearing red.
9. Michigan has a bigger stadium, more people can come and see/appreciate his talent.
8. Michigan is far better academically and knowledge is power, or something like that.
7. He wants to play basketball in college; Michigan is in a position where they are more able to integrate a half-season player in contrast to a powerhouse program like OSU.
6. Michigan has great weather and women.
5. Bo would have wanted him to come here.
4. Sam McGuffie will be here, a Reggie Bush/Vince Young backfield sounds delightful.
3. Tradition.
2. Rich Rodriguez has the offense that will one day get him the Heisman Trophy or National Championship
1. He would be G-d here; OSU already had man-child Greg Oden.

Hopefully Pryor doesn’t question #6.
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Comments

Paul Tassi
Oh he's coming now.

I'm guessing your number 6 is a joke, although I guess when compared to Ohio...

also, I love how this site censors "God" still for some reason
Posted 01/07/2008 9:04 PMReply
Anonymous
I think it's a joke (this site censoring God) Posted 01/07/2008 9:17 PMReply
Anonymous
It's not censoring me: God, God, God... the author prob wrote God like G-d Posted 01/07/2008 9:17 PMReply
AHor
The site didn't censor it, I just wrote it that way (force of habit from societal censors?). Regardless, Pryor > Morgan Freeman. Posted 01/07/2008 9:35 PMReply
Paul Tassi
oh I thought it was a holdover from when they used to censor everything. Yeah Pryor > Morgan in Bruce, but not Shawshank, not yet Posted 01/07/2008 10:04 PMReply
IceMan
Pryor = 3 National Championship appearances and 2 Titles. Oh yeah I forgot, 2 Heisman awards. I'm pretty sure that after his visit later this month he well be overjoyed to hear Manningham will be returning, (Arrington will then return), Sam Mcguffie will be here and everyone in town will be chanting OPTION RIGHT!!! OPTION RIGHT!!!. Posted 01/08/2008 09:02 AMReply
ha-mace
Hey, there's still a shot he could choose Penn State. Stop laughing, it's possible. Posted 01/08/2008 09:59 AMReply
Anonymous
After spending 226 mil on boxes and getting kicked out of our own graduation, this guy better come here. Posted 01/09/2008 2:09 PMReply

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