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Truth? Lies? You decide.
Normally I don't report on rumors, because contrary to popular belief I am NOT Gossip Girl, but this is too good to pass up. I figure I'll use "allegedly" a lot and I'll be good to go. Plus I'm getting more and more convinced this is true as time wears on.
The story is that during chapter at Tri Delt, they allegedly gave one of their young ladies an award because she allegedly had sex with Terrelle Pryor when he came here on his recruiting trip. Well, I'll just let them explain:
"Every week at chapter, someone gets the Outstanding Tridelt of the week award. This week it was given to one of the younger girls. One of our seniors asked what she did to win the award? Immediately, a group of girls started laughing and about 5 girls said at once "she slept with Pryor". But it is true... our chapter adviser was there, you could just ask her. Or you could just go looking for that paper plate award."
Now this is one of a number of tips I've recieved from people claiming to be both in the house or friends of those who are. One may ask why Tri Delt would admit to this on the OTR tipline, and the answer, of course, is that they want the press. And I'm more than happy to give it to them. I'm going to go ahead and believe this is true because:
A) I want it to be true.
B) It's Tri Delt, come on, they would. Plus, I'm getting multiple accounts of this from different people, and really, who would make this up? I even got a name, but don't worry, I'm not that much of a dick.
C) I seem to recall hearing a similar story a year ago, about a young Ryan Mallett, still in high school, who went to a Tri Delt crush party and ended up having sex with his date on the bus. Hmm.
Now if this is true, this opens up an interesting new question I heard in a comment yesterday. The logic is that to single Tri Delt out for this is sexist because "if Anna Kournikova came to campus and a frat guy had sex with her, wouldn't he get a medal?" I'd say more like a statue, but the point is well taken. As soon as that happens, believe me, I'll be writing about it, but until then I just have this to deal with.
So I'm expecting a avalanche of hate for this one even though I'm clearly using the word "allegedly." To prove this 100% I'd either need sworn testimony or DNA evidence, neither of which I'm expecting. At this point I might as well throw it out there that if this is true and Pryor still hasn't committed, what does that say about the state of our Tri Delts? Discuss.
The story is that during chapter at Tri Delt, they allegedly gave one of their young ladies an award because she allegedly had sex with Terrelle Pryor when he came here on his recruiting trip. Well, I'll just let them explain:
"Every week at chapter, someone gets the Outstanding Tridelt of the week award. This week it was given to one of the younger girls. One of our seniors asked what she did to win the award? Immediately, a group of girls started laughing and about 5 girls said at once "she slept with Pryor". But it is true... our chapter adviser was there, you could just ask her. Or you could just go looking for that paper plate award."
Now this is one of a number of tips I've recieved from people claiming to be both in the house or friends of those who are. One may ask why Tri Delt would admit to this on the OTR tipline, and the answer, of course, is that they want the press. And I'm more than happy to give it to them. I'm going to go ahead and believe this is true because:
A) I want it to be true.
B) It's Tri Delt, come on, they would. Plus, I'm getting multiple accounts of this from different people, and really, who would make this up? I even got a name, but don't worry, I'm not that much of a dick.
C) I seem to recall hearing a similar story a year ago, about a young Ryan Mallett, still in high school, who went to a Tri Delt crush party and ended up having sex with his date on the bus. Hmm.
Now if this is true, this opens up an interesting new question I heard in a comment yesterday. The logic is that to single Tri Delt out for this is sexist because "if Anna Kournikova came to campus and a frat guy had sex with her, wouldn't he get a medal?" I'd say more like a statue, but the point is well taken. As soon as that happens, believe me, I'll be writing about it, but until then I just have this to deal with.
So I'm expecting a avalanche of hate for this one even though I'm clearly using the word "allegedly." To prove this 100% I'd either need sworn testimony or DNA evidence, neither of which I'm expecting. At this point I might as well throw it out there that if this is true and Pryor still hasn't committed, what does that say about the state of our Tri Delts? Discuss.







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....hopefully the girls at Umich aren't as bad as everyone knows they are.....for our football teams sake, that is. Posted 02/13/2008 2:45 PMReply
Keep up the good work man, no matter what you say its all entertainment. Posted 02/13/2008 2:48 PMReply
keep up the good work johnny Posted 02/13/2008 3:10 PMReply
oh, yeah, and even if it is true? your doubting her sex abilities? well, word is he got a girl from home pregnant, which is why he is probably ending up at Penn State. So judge all you want, it really doesn't matter. Posted 02/13/2008 3:13 PMReply
that is funny! Posted 02/13/2008 3:40 PMReply
And the one sorostitute who wrote about Pryor knocking up a girl and going to Penn State....your argument makes no sense...you're dumb. Who let MSU TriDelts on here?? Posted 02/13/2008 6:41 PMReply
she was just doing what you told her to do Posted 02/13/2008 7:04 PMReply
skinna-ma-rink-a-dink-a-do! Posted 02/13/2008 7:59 PMReply
why the hell would someone try to ruin a perfectly good blog like this by turning it political?
come on now.... Posted 02/14/2008 09:35 AMReply
Some people in our town of Jeannette are quite worried about some of these rumors.
Terrelle is a very nice church going young boy.
Please stop with these lurid rumors. Posted 02/16/2008 08:20 AMReply
Then when he decides to come here you can return her back to the Zoo with the rest of the gorilla's. He can visit her there. Posted 02/16/2008 4:26 PMReply
2 - the last crush party was in 2003
3 - jq, next time just sign 'xoxo, gossip girl'. Posted 02/16/2008 8:39 PMReply
Confirmed.
My source inside the Kremlin wouldn't tell me who it was though. Posted 02/17/2008 01:43 AMReply
When did JQ ever have credibility? Posted 02/17/2008 08:21 AMReply
theyd ****in go down on a guy with down syndrome if he had a wang Posted 02/18/2008 1:35 PMReply
maybe the tridelt is making him reconsider Posted 02/20/2008 1:19 PMReply
These words have never been more true. lol! Eh, sluts are everywhere in the Greek system, but this is just funny now. Posted 03/11/2008 12:16 PMReply
FB tshirts 08 Posted 03/19/2008 2:16 PMReply
Whoops that last one slipped....
DELTA LOVE!!! Posted 03/22/2008 12:16 AMReply
more to the point: do you really think a student at the University of Michigan actually wrote that other than as a joke? Calm down and stop taking blogs so seriously. Posted 04/06/2008 8:24 PMReply