University of Michigan OTR: U of M Actually Makes List of 50 Hottest Student Bodies! Rejoice!

U of M Actually Makes List of 50 Hottest Student Bodies! Rejoice!

Posted by Johnny Quest 03/25/2008 2:55 PM
Category: Hotness Tags: surprising, hotness

Our picture isn't even worth posting, so here's the top four for your viewing pleasure.

I've never heard of PopCrunch.com, but they've taken it upon themselves to rate the 50 Hottest Student Bodies across America. Roughly translated: who has the hottest collection of girls. This list is always something thats talked about, but I've never actually seen it written down, and I must say, I'm thrilled to say we clocked in at #32.

Like, that's actually much better than expected, and even though they have piss poor examples of our hotness, we did manage to finish ahead of most of the Big Ten, with a few exceptions. Check it:

50. Illinois
43. Indiana
39. Iowa
38. Purdue
37. Penn State
32. Michigan
27. Michigan State
24. Ohio State
22. Wisconsin

Yeah, yeah we're behind MSU, shocking. Speaking of though, they really need to pick it up and represent our state as they're lagging behind both OSU and Wisconsin. And Wisconsin, really? Who knew? If PopCrunch had done a little more research, we may have moved up a few more spots, but I'll take beating Penn State any day. You hear that Ha Mace? Suck on that.

Hmm, I may have an idea for a contest coming up...

Thanks to Alex for the tip.

+ 67 comments

Anonymous says,

not true Posted 03/25/2008 3:01 PMReply

ha-mace says,

Obviously this was fixed. And notice, none of the girls in the above picture are from Michigan. But touche Johnny, touche! Posted 03/25/2008 3:19 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Similarities between Zambonis and Wisconsin Cheerleaders:

Both equally heavy
Both hand out free rides to old men with mustaches Posted 03/25/2008 3:43 PMReply

Anonymous says,

HA! Posted 03/25/2008 4:12 PMReply

Anonymous says,

please any of the "hot sororities" here would be jokes at other schools. Posted 03/25/2008 4:20 PMReply

Jmaddy University says,

that list was pretty bad. I would love to know where they got there pictures, as im sure a good number of them do not go there. Not to mention the UNC girl looks like the Delaware chick that won the College Humor contest last year..... Posted 03/25/2008 4:59 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I'm surprised how close we were to the top of the Big Ten. Having been to MSU and OSU, they both should be higher up while we should be lower(sorry girls). Posted 03/25/2008 5:19 PMReply

Anonymous says,

The florida state girl was the one that cause the big media coverage during the 04-05 school year. god shes hot. i used to be her facebook friend... as was half of all facebook using guys. Posted 03/25/2008 6:11 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I have never taken much offense to the whole Michigan girls are not that hot, I somewhat agree. But let's get real here, the guys are MUCH worse! (sorry guys) Posted 03/25/2008 6:18 PMReply

Anonymous says,

there is absolutely no way that Michigan girls are better looking than Michigan guys Posted 03/25/2008 7:01 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Yes, but guys at Michigan have better a education and therefore will have more $$$. They will therefore get the hot girls from Michigan State or that Florida Stater while the educated ugly Michigan girls will become old maids. Looks are overrated... for guys. Posted 03/25/2008 7:03 PMReply

Anonymous says,

http://www.collegeprowler.com/inside-the-guide/University-of-Michigan

Michigan girls A-
Michigan guys B Posted 03/25/2008 7:19 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: yes because college prowler has spent 2+ years in ann arbor and experienced michigan's habit of lowering a guy's standards. Posted 03/25/2008 7:22 PMReply

Anonymous says,

girls have nothing to complain about on this campus (except for the case of foreigners, but they dont count). none of these websites count, you have to live here for a year or two to fully understand. the girls here are for the most part disgusting... going to class wearing ugly clothes, eating food in public, talking in the presence of men. what the **** Posted 03/25/2008 8:07 PMReply

Anonymous says,

nothing wrong with being an ugly yet smart guy. case in point, elliot spitzer. and if you're really daring, travis radina. Posted 03/25/2008 8:39 PMReply

Anonymous says,

christ, look at the knockers on the FSU chick. Posted 03/25/2008 8:39 PMReply

Anonymous says,

ASU, Ole Miss should be 1-2. Ole Miss has a ton of beautiful girls on campus. Ditto for ASU. Posted 03/25/2008 8:59 PMReply

Anonymous says,

If you notice anything about these lists, it's that they are dominated by southern schools in warm weather. Girls there not only get to show off their bodies more... but they are forced to take care of them.

Anyway, Michigan State and Ohio State girls are not hotter. They are mostly in-state trash. Posted 03/25/2008 9:28 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i don't know about you, but nothing screams hotness more than side ponytails, baggy sweatpants, ugg boots, and high school sweatshirts. go michigan! must. return. to. the. south. soon. Posted 03/25/2008 11:27 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Hey, it's not like UofM is going to win for hottest guys. Let's be serious here... our men probably wouldn't make top 50, and that's even WITH the fact that we possess one of Cosmo's 50 hottest bachelors. Stop ripping on the women. It gets old when all you guys are no better and can't stop talking about how there are "no decent girls". Well consider this my (and seriously every other UM girl's) formal complaint that there are NO DECENT GUYS, EITHER. Posted 03/26/2008 12:44 AMReply

Anonymous says,

whoo Posted 03/26/2008 05:13 AMReply

Anonymous says,

dude, have you seen sae, hottest guys in america Posted 03/26/2008 05:44 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Girls here aren't as much ugly as they are really fat. (cue vision of ugly and day JAP sorority girl talking on blackberry whilst enjoying a three minute elliptical session) Posted 03/26/2008 06:12 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Fat^ Posted 03/26/2008 06:14 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Great View! Posted 03/26/2008 06:52 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Not to mention, that boys here are not exactly stellar in bed (or in any sense). So once you guys get better, the "hotter" girls will start coming. Posted 03/26/2008 08:00 AMReply

Anonymous says,

just because none of you have enough personality to land one of the thousands of pretty girls here, stop bitching. and to the frat boy i had to tell i had a boyfriend last weekend at a certain frat in the washtenaw area... i don't. you weren't good looking. sorry. Posted 03/26/2008 08:41 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Wow Posted 03/26/2008 08:54 AMReply

Anonymous says,

ahhh!! the girl wearing the i heart michigan tshirt is my cousin, and i'm pretty sure she did not go to michigan Posted 03/26/2008 09:32 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. Michigan has nasty girls. If they would just spend less time yapping on their blackberries and more time in the gym we might actually have decent girls. I;m not saying hot, but decent, maybe. Posted 03/26/2008 09:40 AMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: you're probably a hideous Neanderthal and can't attract the decent girls (and by "decent" I totally mean your way above average standards that will never be met because you are hideous and can't even attract AGD's finest) Posted 03/26/2008 09:54 AMReply

Anonymous says,

the girls here could scare dogs off a meat truck Posted 03/26/2008 10:08 AMReply

Anonymous says,

ahead of indiana? this list is a joke Posted 03/26/2008 10:24 AMReply

Anonymous says,

The girls we have here make me sick. Posted 03/26/2008 11:02 AMReply

Anonymous says,

out of the 24000 undergrads here there are maybe 200 hot girls. and that's being generous Posted 03/26/2008 11:33 AMReply

Anonymous says,

We get a compliment nationally and then we spend a couple days insulting ourselves. I swear to god only at U of M. I will say this though, I've spent a lot of time at other schools, we are definitely above the ones that I've seen but what's different about us is that I think the majority of our good looking girls are Greek. If you're a GDI I can see why you'd have a negative impression. Posted 03/26/2008 12:14 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Michigan state finally beat us in something. Damnit the 250 year winning streak in everything comes to an end. Posted 03/26/2008 12:16 PMReply

Anonymous says,

MSU has beaten us in hottness since the beginning of time...this is a joke....just another monetary payoff that Mary Sue must have be responsible for....this is a ****ing joke Posted 03/26/2008 12:28 PMReply

Anonymous says,

gaze upon the knockers of the Florida chick too!

Yum! Posted 03/26/2008 2:39 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I highly doubt thats possible..I think those people who did the ratings must have had Michigan goggles too... Posted 03/26/2008 6:37 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I feel bad for guys at the schools ranked below 32 Posted 03/26/2008 8:41 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Girlls shouldn't be allowed to comment on this post. Theyre only bitching about the guys cuz we keep bitching about how hideous most of them are. Posted 03/26/2008 10:49 PMReply

Anonymous says,

This list holds no water whatsoever. It's only based on assumptions that schools with the best football teams have the hottest girls. Miami (OH) is 10x hotter than Michigan and didn't crack the Top 50... Posted 03/27/2008 08:22 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Those girls on the top two pictures are only "hot" because they look like complete sluts. Their faces really aren't so pretty. Posted 03/27/2008 08:48 AMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: I'd stick it in her. Posted 03/27/2008 09:44 AMReply

Anonymous says,

actually you're wrong...they look hot b/c they have awesome bodies and you're just jealous b/c you don't have their faces...they are both hot as shit Posted 03/27/2008 6:40 PMReply

Anonymous says,

the Florida chick does look like she's just finished a 7 day marathon of blowing lines while vacuuming her face, but her cans do make up for it.. Posted 03/27/2008 8:17 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: No, I disagree. The girls on the top only look "hot" because they look like sluts. They look cheap to me. The girls on the bottom row however actually have pretty faces and are hot. Posted 03/27/2008 8:43 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^ I'd blow a load onto each of their faces regardless of what you say Posted 03/27/2008 10:17 PMReply

Anonymous says,

great! Posted 03/28/2008 1:12 PMReply

Anonymous says,

EYE!!! Posted 04/04/2008 06:56 AMReply

Anonymous says,

nice day Posted 04/04/2008 2:56 PMReply

Anonymous says,

the nose knows Posted 04/07/2008 3:28 PMReply

Anonymous says,

eye~! Posted 04/07/2008 3:28 PMReply

Anonymous says,

EYE!!!! Posted 04/07/2008 3:29 PMReply

Anonymous says,

oh bit~ Posted 04/07/2008 3:29 PMReply

Anonymous says,

test Posted 04/14/2008 09:07 AMReply

Anonymous says,

testing again Posted 04/14/2008 09:07 AMReply

Anonymous says,

when placing your hands to the hot glass, one mus wonder what they are thinking. If no thoughts are to be had, then there is nothing more they can think.when placing your hands to the hot glass, one mus wonder what they are thinking. If no thoughts are to be had, then there is nothing more they can think.when placing your hands to the hot glass, one mus wonder what they are thinking. If no thoughts are to be had, then there is nothing more they can think. Posted 04/14/2008 09:11 AMReply

Anonymous says,

corner or the girl Posted 04/14/2008 09:31 AMReply

Anonymous says,

armpit Posted 04/14/2008 09:31 AMReply

Anonymous says,

armpit again Posted 04/14/2008 09:32 AMReply

Anonymous says,

edge Posted 04/15/2008 08:52 AMReply

Anonymous says,

tester Posted 04/15/2008 08:52 AMReply

Anonymous says,

haha Posted 04/23/2008 1:32 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Michigan belongs on the list of the 50 Ugliest girls. Is this site some type of joke?? Being here has lowered my standards and degraded the quality of my life. Being constantly surrounded by unattractive girls is depressing...Any one who disagrees is a female Posted 10/29/2008 11:23 AMReply

Anonymous says,

dude **** my life
i was born in michigan and always wanted to go to u of m
but hella ugly go there ?
dude what a boner killer
**** it, goin to asu Posted 10/13/2009 01:21 AMReply