UM Flint Builds a Dorm, Continues Pretending It's a Real College

Posted by Paul Tassi 07/17/2007 11:05 AM

Michael Moore Hall in 2010 (artist's rendition)

UM Flint broke ground on construction of a new dorm yesterday, its very first one. It's kind of like watching your baby brother get real excited about his first chest hair, except we don't care because we're already 25, running our own company and coming home each night to a Mercedes and a supermodel girlfriend.

I'm not sure why I like ripping on UM Flint and Dearborn so much, but I think it's mostly the fact that we in Ann Arbor have to work ten times as hard but they still get to put "University of Michigan" on their diploma when all is said and done. Ah well, at least we get to go to all the football games.