University of Michigan's Best Bets, Part V: Cheap Beers

University of Michigan's Best Bets, Part V: Cheap Beers

News that’s in any way appealing comes rarely from Ann Arbor during Summer Term, so to spare you all from the reaching Ripe Produce stories that get a good deal of complaints, I’m opening up a Michigan OTR edition of The University of Michigan’s Best Bets. The best bets will ask and hopefully answer some questions that incoming freshman may have as they get ready to make their first impressions on campus. There will be a new topic to be voted on every day until I run out of ideas and get desperate like new seasons of Family Guy, running the earlier success into the ground. Get over it.

 

Post an answer in the comments if you don’t like the options and if others agree, it will be added to the options. If you guys have your own best bet questions you want to see put up feel free to send them in to the tip line and if they don’t suck I may use a few.
 

Part V:

The notion that frat’s give out free beer at their parties is true, but should be taken with a grain of salt. Don’t show up to a party expecting Sam Adams and Corona stacked in ice buckets. Hell, don’t even expect Coors Light. With the need to fill several hundred different mouths with several beers each, frats will skim a bit on the beer quality and from time to time hand you sh*t you haven’t even heard of (What the f*ck is Red Dog?). Therefore, in hopes of aiding incoming freshman in deciding which beers to drink and which to stay away from, the fifth question of Michigan’s Best Bets is: What is the Best Cheap Beer you’ll get at a Frat Party? (Fewest votes is, ipso facto, Worst Beer)

Milwaukee's Best

Keystone

Busch

Nattie (Natural) Light

PBR (Pabst Blue RIbbon)

Take at least 5 shots first, then its all the same

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