What Umich is Playing: Mario Party

Posted by Paul Tassi 06/27/2007 7:45 PM

Bowser's gone through some changes since the original.

At Church and S. Division, playing a far too intense game of Mario Party 8 with my friend, the overzealous Wii owner:

Johnny Quest: "Hovercraft Hullabaloo," this should be great.
Wii Friend: I love these clever names.
(3..2..1..GO!)
JQ: Wait why aren't I moving?
WF: You have to twist the remote.
JQ: I am twisting it!
WF: You have to twist it diagonally!
JQ: What? How the hell do you twist something diagonally? Now I'm going in a circle!
WF: It's just like driving a Bobcat.
(Boo Wins!)
JQ: That is so helpful. Wait, how is the race over already?
WF: Thirty coins biaatch!
JQ: It's sad how all the Wii's games are designed for five-year-olds but I still can't play them.

When Super Smash Bros. Brawl comes out, shit's just gonna get dangerous.