Who wouldn't want to get with this? Wait, this is pre-ridiculous boob job.

6:31 - Dear Lord, one of the guys is a midget. Wait, is midget too offensive? What's the appropriate word these days?

6:33 - Oh alright, turns out they're calling him "Midget Mac" so I guess it's OK.

6:35 - Idea for a new VH1 show: "I Love Llama." 20 guys compete for the chance at a llama's heart. The llama is terribly ugly and won't say anything intelligent, but you get to be on TV!

6:38 - The guys have to get across a lake to give New York their present. The lake is more like a moat, and they have giant inflatable frogs.

6:40 - Midget Mac is scared of the water because he saw his uncle drown in a lake. That's quite unnerving.

6:41 - Midget Mac's frog deflates! AHHH! He's going to drown like his uncle!

6:42 - Commercial break: Did you know the Esurance girl has a name? It's Erin.

6:45 - AHHH Midget Mac is still drowning! Some big dude named Buddha jumps in and helps him swim to the other side. This could be the most inspirational thing I've seen on TV in a long time.

6:48 - The other guys either have lame gifts or make New York squeal by taking off their shirts

6:50 - Midget Mac wins the date! Yesss.

6:55 - Midget Mac gets no love on the date. She says it would be like kissing a toddler. I hear the midget action groups making angry phone calls already.

6:58 - Now they're go-kart racing. OK stop. I can't do this anymore.

This show is far too ridiculous to keep watching. I have an exam tomorrow and I'm watching a midget flirt with a transsexual? Oohh wait, I didn't watch that episode of "A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila" that I Tivoed yet!