What Umich is Watching: Transformers

What Umich is Watching: Transformers
The only two scenes you need to see.

Transformers is one of those movies I had to see because I knew everyone else would. Sounds like a bad way to decide whether or not to go to a movie, but then again that's how Michael Bay makes 100% of his money. At Quality 16 on Huron:

Johnny Quest:
You know this is just going to be like Armageddon with a worse plot and cast right?
Fanatic Friend: But it's Transformers!
JQ: It's also Michael Bay...
Girl Friend: I liked Pearl Harbor!
JQ: (sigh)
(Seven and a half hours later)
JQ: Holy Megatron that was long.
(Fantatic Friend is smiling uncontrollably)
JQ: What? Best movie of the year, right?
FF: You tell me one that's better.
JQ: I saw two this week that were better, one was a socialist documentary about health care and the other starred a cooking rat. Oh and I forgot about Die Hard, that was better too.
FF: You saw three movies this week?
JQ: Summer is boring.
FF: You didn't think the robots were cool?
JQ: Of course the robots were cool, but you can't just have a movie that's entirely about giant shiny robots crashing into each other!
FF: Why not?
(Girl Friend walks out of bathroom)
GF: So?
JQ: Meh.
FF: Awesome!!

And those last two lines pretty much sum it up. Longtime fans and Average Joe Moviegoer seem to love it, those who aren't so easily seduced by explosions and Shia LaBeouf think otherwise. Worth seeing, but try to sneak in so you're not giving Michael Bay any money.
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Comments

word.vomit
While I'm a bit young to be a Transformers fanboy, I came out of that movie smiling uncontrollably too.

If Bumblebee or that stereotype-heavy supporting actress chick were running for president, I'd probably give a campaign donation of the 9 dollars I would have otherwise paid to see that movie if I hadn't have gotten in for free. For sure.
Posted 07/09/2007 03:37 AMReply
LittleMiss
Boy, does this conversation sound familiar. Posted 08/01/2007 07:45 AMReply

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