Not only are Stanford students not etting a lot of sex, apparently the little we're getting we're doing completely wrong. Stanford fell 37 places in the National Sexual Health Report Card -- down from the number 2 spot last year. And while it makes sense that University of Minnesota is kicking our asses in the sexual health department (what else do they have to do there?), it's pretty embarrassing to be out-sexed by MIT.

Of course, the study was sponsored by Trojan, so maybe they were just upset we give away so many Durex condoms at the SHPRC.