Alright fine, so Penn State doesn't think the past matters. Losing the same game eight years in a row? It can happen, I guess. To Navy. But now we focus on the task at hand, the present.

Sure Michigan sucked something awful the first two games, but now Russell Crowe has gotten us back on track. With Chad Henne on the injured list, Ryan Mallet, our freshman quarterback and resident superhuman giant, looks to throw over the top of Penn State's maybe-pretty-good run defense.

Oh wait, we have Mike Hart, so it won't matter. In contrast to the 6'7" behemoth that is Mallet, Mike Hart is 5'9" and will stun the Penn State defense like a cop tasering a protestor. What? Too soon?

Now would be the time where I'd start trash talking Penn State's players, but none of them are good enough where I know any of their names. I think their quarterback's Italian or something. Who knows. Who cares.

Next up: Why We'll Win: The Future