As if there aren't enough reasons to drink scotch. 

Mark your calendar folks, get sauced whie enjoying some good ol' Southern comedy. This September, comedian Ron White, best known from the Redneck gang, will be visiting the O Dome. Known for drinking scotch and smoking cigarettes during his show, White will surely be welcomed with open arms and open flasks.

Remember: If you get caught wasted by the po-po, try explaining to the officer in your most sober voice- 

"I was drunk in a bar...they threw me into public."