These Famous Folks Are Toast

These Famous Folks Are Toast
JesusVirgin MaryElvisMichael JacksonAngelina JolieSarah PalinBarack ObamaJohn McCainGeorge Bush

After a big meal you have a food baby and the thought of more food makes you nauseous, but you've got yet another meal on the horizon. So what do you do? Go for something light and bland – perhaps a piece of toast. But look carefully because there might be something extra special about that piece of toast you’ve got there. It may just have that star quality.
 

You’d be surprised how many famous faces have appeared on pieces of toast. From the divinity to politicians, bread is where it’s at. Check out these miraculous* bread cameos made by famous folks:

 

Jesus: This guy’s the ultimate celebrity to find in your breakfast food. A South Florida man claims to not just see Jesus’ face in his French toast, but also Christ’s left arm raised holding a cross and two birds over his left shoulder.

 

Virgin Mary: Homegirl may not be Jesus but her face on a piece of toast went for a whopping $28,000 on eBay. Internet casino Goldenpalace.com bought the mystical meal to inspire people and maybe get a little publicity too.

 

Elvis: The legendary singer’s face-on-toast found its way to eBay. Someone please buy it and make a fried peanut butter sandwich… that’s what Elvis would have wanted.

 

Michael Jackson: I could make a “Michael Jackson in your mouth” joke, but I’ll refrain. Instead I’ll leave you with the explanation of MJ toast by a supposed Michael Jackson fan himself: “As I watched the jury’s verdict being announced on June 13, 2005, my toast popped up just as Michael was acquitted.”

 

Angelina Jolie: This totally real likeness of Jolie is just as beautiful as the real thing.

 

Sarah Palin: During the election, Sarah Palin was everywhere so it’s not surprising she even showed up on a piece of toast. What is surprising is that insincere people bid on it on eBay. Shocking!

 

Barack Obama: Now you too can buy the visage of our newest president on a slice of toast. Need more details? Well, it’s a piece of Wonder Bread with no butter or oils. Hmm, Hope tastes a little dry.

 

John McCain: England’s known for its bad food, so it’s no wonder this toast appeared charred to a crisp. What is noteworthy is that the British toast had a very real American politician’s face on it. Maybe the burnt-ness should have been a bad omen.

 

George Bush: eBay, apparently the home of famous toasts, also hosts a George W. Bush bread product. As of now the starting bid is only $0.99 (shipping costs more than that!) and there have been zero bids… so sad.


*Some of these may or may not be fake (*cough* Angelina Jolie toast *cough*), but they can be found on the internet which pretty much guarantees their authenticity**
 

 

** Authenticity not guaranteed
 

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