Many of you probably think your college experience will be incomplete without the right of passage we commonly refer to as The Roommate.

For those of you brave enough to stray off this path, here are the top 10  reasons (actually it's really ten reasons in no particular order) you should chose to do so:

1) You will face no pangs of guilt kicking your roommate out for a night of carnal screwage (yes, screwage).
2) Your favorite Lacoste sweater wont mysteriously disappear and end up on that kniving thief's back a few days later.
3) Your "naked time" will face no time constraints.
4) If you want to watch Grey's Anatomy, you can go ahead and watch it- no TiVo or On Demand necessary.
5) For girls, your emotional episodes will meet no bounds as you cry into your pillow after John dumped you for that other bitch.
8) There will be no obligation the first few weeks of dorm life to guide around and make your weirdo roomy feel comfortable.
9) Shall you choose to live alone, you wont have to take care of your rookie roommate who drank too much and just threw up on your sheepskin rug.
10) For those of you who didn't master the art of sharing, living in a single is the perfect way to remain your selfish self and not be judged by him, her, or the next guy.