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Unknown Disease Causes Woman's Legs to Grow Meteorically (and you thought the Freshman 15 was bad...)
Worried about gaining the Freshman 15? Don't be: an expanding waist line pales in comparison to the struggle of Mandy Sellars, who suffers an unknown disease akin to Proteus Syndrome due to leg expansion.
Alright, so maybe when you entered college you gained the dreaded freshman fifteen. Well that’s as innocuous as getting a pimple next to the struggle of Mandy Sellars, a British woman suffering from an undiagnosed disease which has caused her legs to expand so much that they currently weigh about 210 pounds. Doctors believe her disease may be related to Proteus Syndrome, the condition made famous by the Elephant Man.
Cheesus Christ
By saycheese (08/03/2008 1:29 PM) Tags: Cheetos, Jesus
Kelly Ramey of High Ridge, Missouri claims that she found Jesus...on a Cheeto.
This raises an important question: is God actually a little man sitting around with a bag of cheese puffs, fingers and lips stained orange?
Grant To Keep Journalism Students Moving Forward
By saycheese (07/17/2008 9:37 PM) Tags: journalism, CarnegieKnight Initiative
The Carnegie Corporation of New York and the John S. and James L. Knight Foundation have announced plans for a three-year journalism initiative designed for undergrads. The program is designed to help journalism students adapt to changes in the field of commun
... MORE »Fresh Cream: All the News We Missed
By Hector Nazario (07/17/2008 6:45 PM) Tags: money, hackers, upenn, models, sexy, orgasms
All the news we missed, served fresh.
iPod Says: You're Wasted
By moomizzou (06/30/2008 07:29 AM) Tags: pool party, drink, drunk, pool, margarita, ibreath ipod breathalyzer blood alcohol level
Did your tally-count of drinks on your hand get smeared? Maybe it washed away in the pool during your little dip between margaritas.
No fear! The iBreath is here!!!!
It's a breathalyzer you can attach to your iPod! And it's probably the most important invention of your summer. Just plug it into t
... MORE »The Mizzou Bachelor - Five Eligible Hotties
By moomizzou (06/30/2008 07:12 AM) Tags: girls hookup, bachelor, drama queen, bachelorette, hot, hot college girls
Ok, it's really not that hard to meet people in Columbia. But these four have chosen to use Hot or Not to get their names out - as if walking past Field House wouldn't get you that kind of attention...
So! Here it is, guys -
Round 1: The Bubbly Bar Girl
She's 19, kinda klutzy
... MORE »Sob Story: Grill One-5 Has Kicked the Bucket
By moomizzou (06/30/2008 06:44 AM) Tags: beer, drink, pint, drunk, alcohol, grill one5 columbia special shiloh heidelberg the deuce mcnallys willies
Ever wandered by that place on Sixth on your way to Shiloh? And wondered how it ever stayed open when no one ever seemed to be in there? You probably at least thought about stopping in sometime for drink specials on your way to Trop's or McNally's...
Gril
... MORE »How to Be a (Midwestern!) Douche Bag, Pt. II
By moomizzou (06/30/2008 06:16 AM) Tags: midwest, douche bag, midwestern, beer, beer pong, beer gut lesbian college
Thank you, sublimely content beer pong master of the Midwest, for posting your blog of insightful advice for all to see. Now we know what it truly means to have a beer gut in great states of Wisconsin, Wyoming, Minnesota, Illinois, Michigan, Indiana, Ohio and - of course - Missouri!
Award win
... MORE »looks like this was a success
Best Boobs of Mizzou on ESPN
By moomizzou (06/29/2008 08:51 AM) Tags: breasts, cheer basketball espn, tits, boobs, golden girls, mizzou
This ESPN cameraman knows what every NCAA-watchin' male wants to see -- cheerleaders and boobs. Classy.
How to Be a Douche Bag, Pt. I
By moomizzou (06/28/2008 08:30 AM) Tags: mizzou, pi kapp, pi kappa phi, fraternity, bro, brother charleston recruitment beer bar mechanical bull
Thank you, Pi Kapp, for putting your recruitment video online for all to see. Now we know what it truly means to be a total bro at Mizzou!
From the looks of it, it means lots of getting wasted and half-blinking for the camera, making gang signs at any opportune moments, awkwardly attempting to
... MORE »Mizzou To Pick Next World Leader
By moomizzou (06/26/2008 2:30 PM) Tags: mccaskill 2008 president tigers, mccain, obama, student, vote, election
The race will only get more and more heated until November: who's going to be our next President? The half-black dude or the pasty general?
Never fear! Mizzou will decide!
