A Party Guy's Guide to Drunk Food

A Party Guy's Guide to Drunk Food
"A burger this greasy can only be good when drunk"

Invariably there are seven days in a week. This means seven different nights to get drunk and enjoy the best part of drinking: the food. This is your guide to the best food and specials for those late nights.

The Triple X is open 24/7 and always a quality selection. Unfortunately, if you’re not at the bars, it’s a bit of a hike and can be a bit pricey.

• Mad Mushroom has a special every night. Monday and Tuesday are prime nights because you can order a $3.99 large cheese pizza. Unfortunately, $3.99 is about all it’s worth.

• Jimmy John's is probably the fastest delivery on campus. Tasty subs, but do you really want to eat healthy when you’re drunk?

• Luv Shack is a cult favorite. Try their underrated cheese-stix or any calzone they have to offer. A few of the favorites are Rocky Mountain High, Boilermaker or Power Hour.

• Domino’s has the special to end all specials. After midnight on Fridays and Saturdays, for $1.99 you can get a small one-topping pizza. Buy two or three and eat for days.

• McDonald’s is open 24/7, but drive-thru only. Some people need a double cheeseburger so bad they try to walk through, but it isn’t worth it unless you have a sober driver. Preferably one who’s not blind.

Don’t get in to a rut and always order the same thing. Switch up and try something new. And remember to tip the drivers. They will be handling your food again.

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