If you've never been to Bandito's and you like mexican food, you need to go.

Put simply, the beans and rice at Bandito's resemble mana sent by God. Of course the staples of mexican food (burritos, tacos, chimichangas) are all done very well too. This place is to those late night places (BTB etc.) as a steak is to a fast food burger. Sure, sometimes a burger fills you up and it's convenient, but a good steak makes the next twenty minutes of your life resemble a night with a Perfect 10 model. The only difference in this analogy lies in the price, which rings up at around ten to twelve bucks for a meal instead of sixty or seventy. You need to try this.

(Ladies, replace the above Perfect 10 model analogy with a night with Channing Tatum or some other token hot guy. And go to Bandito's.)

(Ladies, you could also replace the Perfect 10 model analogy with a night with myself. I'll take you to Bandito's first.)