Think your bumper sticker makes you cute? Think you're going to change the world by slapping that "Impeach Bush!" on there?

Well, you're probably just pissing someone off. And researchers at Colorado State University say if you have bumper stickers at all, you're a shi*ty driver, too.

"The more markers a car has, the more aggressively the person tends to drive when provoked," CSU Professor Szlemko (isn't that the best name ever?) said. "Just the presence of territory markers predicts the tendency to be an aggressive driver."

Taking these recent findings into account... how many bad drivers do we have here on campus? Doesn't every single car (that's not an exaggeration) have at least one Greek bumper sticker on it's tail? Or what about this guy ("I Pray!")? Szlemko says it doesn't matter whether someone has a friendly, environmental, funny or just plaain b*tchy one - the more bumper stickers, the meaner the driver.

So... no cruising around Greektown. And beware of the hippies downtown (though most of them ride bikes instead of drive)... does it count for people that put bumper stickers on their backpacks? Are they aggressive walkers?