Facebook Marketplace has been around for awhile now.

But some jokes apparently never get old. Take, for example, the listing for a kid named Brandon under "free stuff:"

"Honestly he's getting to expensive to keep. We can't afford to feed him anymore. He's pretty much house-broken but has occasional accidents. He needs to be bathed weekly and walked twice a day. Serious inquiries only please."

Hilarious! Especially the "serious inquiries" bit! ...Too bad Mizzou seems to have hundreds of people that have done this exact same thing in the last couple of years. Boredom breeds genius, I guess.