What daughter of a co-anchor for ABC in Chicago claims to be "Very Conservative" and a member of the "Christian Assemblies of God," yet has a facebook group devoted to shacking with her?!? It's my Greek of the Week, and she's very pantsless. And very unable to stand without the support of a wall/fraternity composite.

Smells like Daddy's little girl is a big ol' hypocrite, and not all she's cracked up to be. The group has 39 members. Its description:

"-she has succeeded in shacking with you
-she now owns a pair of your boxers/basketball shorts she swears she is going to give back (she never will)
-She will deny this act of shacking because at some point in the early morning (say 5am) she decides that she must suddenly go home or her friends decide for her BUT she may still take with her some neccessary article of clothing because she is "cold"
-you haven't been a victim yet but know as a member of the male sex and "friend" of hers, you will soon be included in this elite group"

she's attempting quite the cover-up, she doesn't even stick around to stay the night! How very....not inconspicous. She's like a bad superhero.

What would Daddy think...