Thank you, Pi Kapp, for putting your recruitment video online for all to see. Now we know what it truly means to be a total bro at Mizzou!

From the looks of it, it means lots of getting wasted and half-blinking for the camera, making gang signs at any opportune moments, awkwardly attempting to play basketball, and eating a pan of sticky chicken wings (and in turn, rubbing the sauce all over your face).

Cheers! It's good to know what you've spent your (parents') money on. And it's good to know that your "brotherhood was based on the attendance of class" (what does that have to do with drunk pictures on a mechanical bull?).

Basically, it's good to know how to be a douche bag.