In a trend that is apparently sweeping the nation, Penn State is encouraging incoming freshmen to enroll in the Orion Wilderness Orientation Program which is supposed allow them to "develop bonds with each other and the natural community." It used to be they just stuck you in a room with some guy that still slept with a teddy-bear and called you roommates ... how times have changed.

It's been said before and it will be said again, Penn State is in the middle of nowhere. Pennsylvania is Kentucky with Pittsburgh and Philadelphia on either end. Camping, hunting, fishing, and any of that other outdoorsy crap is big for the people that are from around here. But do you get the sneaking suspicion that anyone who's even remotely considering joining a sorority will avoid this like the plague? You're going to have to pee outside girls.

On second thought, you're going to have to learn that eventually, might as well start while sober.