Ed's Express seems to be the epicenter of the stupid shit everyone does freshman year. Located at the crossroads of (old) Ogg, White and Sellery, this bastion of wasteoids and stoned kids looking for some deep fried goodness always provides a good moment or two of entertainment.

Here we have the perfect example of the "I can do anything while drunk" drunk boy (here the role is played by Matt Burt). He is a common find on our safari through the jungle of freshman life, constantly on the hunt for a warm sandwhich and the tongue of an equally wasted dirty blonde.