Mizzou IDs: From Embarrassing To Just Plain Lame

Mizzou IDs: From Embarrassing To Just Plain Lame
Whoever approves the designs for these IDs has a really unwholesome tiger fetish. There are 5 (look closely) tigers in this photo alone. One is tiny, one is a tender close-up, one is a savage beast, and two are a sweaty guy in a suit with little to no dignity left.

In the old ID, the designer was lusting for an amorous, sultry tiger – one with whom he could share his passion for lilacs, love of yoga, and weakness for prime cuts of juicy meat.

In the new ID, the designer was in the mood for a more masochistic, physical relationship. Hence the domineering sneer, piercing eyes, and full-bodied figure.

Next time the powers that be re-design our IDs, maybe they should eschew the whole animal kingdom entirely, or least leave their kinky sexual compulsions out of the matter.

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