Gov. Blunt wants more nurses... and Dean of Health Professionals Kristofer (What the ****? Are his parents serious?) Hagglund says everyone will "get some."

That's right - apparently, the state will soon be at a 20% shortage of nurses, so Blunt has approved $13.4 million just for health-care training.

Hooray! (Well... sort of. The state actually requested $38 million. Some state reps and officials aren't too happy with Blunt's short-changing, but Dean Hagglund is "thrilled.")

Mizzou can never get enough nurses, right? Get some.