You're getting a new place for the year, and you've realized you don't have enough Mizzou paraphenalia to show you're really a Tiger. Here's some ideas - and hurry, because they might be for a limited time only:

1. Mizzou Neon Sign

Can you think of a better nightlight? This thing is awesome. And it's proven to attract chicks. Or at least really drunk ones that think your house is the bar...

2. Mizzou "Chuck-O" Game

Just the fact that they call it "chuck-o" is rich enough. Either way, you know you inevitably end up playing this in your (or your frat's) front yard on game days. Why not show some team spirit while you're getting wasted? It beats just wearing a t-shirt, like everybody else. And it's only $95! What a steal.

3. A pet Truman! No, really... it's a real tiger. 

Your Truman plush is cute, yes... but if you're a true fan, why don't you have a real tiger? Well, turns out you can actually get one online, today! Just use daddy's credit card. He'll understand, he's a Mizzou alum.

4. MIZ-ZOU undies

(This one isn't just for wearing around the house.) What better way to show your a** when you're falling off the curb in front of Big Twelve? Your sweatpants already have your sorority letters on each cheek - why not stay true to Truman, instead?

5. Finally: want your very own piece of Mizzou history forever? Something that represents what you actually did in college?

Well, Rob's Beer Can Central sells Mizzou Brew on eBay for only a couple of bucks! That's beer from 1978. Actually... it's not. According to the description, the "can is in very good condition, but may contain handling marks, such as scratches, dings etc." and it's also opened from the bottom. Which means no old beer for you. But the can - it's a keeper.