Ladies and gines, I present to you your childhood realized! It's real life Barbie and Ken!

Ever see that Disney channel movie with Tyra Banks and Lindsay Lohan where Tyra was a doll that came to life? This is a lot like that...only Lindsay's not involved, so there's way less cocaine.

In actuality, it's former IFC president Daniel Fletcher and Miss Missouri Sarah French. Yes- they're dating now. And while there's no doubt that they're cute- they may in fact be plastic. So, if they have kids their children will be what, Cabbage Patch dolls?

Good luck with the procreating! (It may be difficult...I hear Ken's missing some parts down there....)

P.S. I was unaware that it was a requirement that Miss Missouri wear he crown 24/7. But maybe it is. And maybe I'm Albus Dumbledore.