If you were planning on getting lil sis in at the last minute... think again. Mizzou has officially closed it's doors to anymore freshman for next year.

More than 5,800 freshman have already paid their deposits to get in! That's a school record. What's drawing so many more people to Mizzou? Hmmm... here's some ideas:

1. Our football team doesn't suck anymore.

Sound like a ridiculous reason? It's not. In fact, the school's admitted to this before... it's no secret that sports, namely football, actually have that kind of influence. Why do you think Pinkel got that big fat raise?

2. The Golden Girls are hotter.

Have you noticed? Well, it's all a matter of speculation. But this year's crew ain't bad... maybe they just looked happier because our football team did better. And happier faces are prettier faces, ladies!

3. Our Greek chicks are getting easier.

It seems like there are more girls from West County. Yep.

4. Our rec center has a lazy river in it.

Booyah. Enough said.

5. The new Brady Commons!!!!

Oh, wait. It's not done. And probably won't be for... forever.