In the 20 years since this blatant ripoff of the Superbowl Shuffle aired during a Mizzou basketball game, America has pretty much learned to leave the hip-hop to the black people. I'm guessing this video had something to do with that.

This thing would actually be pretty cool if it didn't have any white people in it (same for law enforcement and the nation of Africa). Watch closely for the appearance, at about 1:40, of the whitest guy ever to wear a basketball unifrom, informing you that his 3-point jumper is "reeaally soft!"

Twenty years later, white people remain the primary source of comic relief in Columbia.