Who Wants to Bong Some Capri Sun?

Who Wants to Bong Some Capri Sun?
And don't worry, the cup's just full of Sunny D.

ABC Family, the network that's brought you such classics as Wildfire, Kyle XY and endless Full House reruns, now has a show about something that has "family friendly" written all over it: Greek life. And as the promo for Greek says:

"On a campus where everyone is either a brother or sister, they're learning it's not just Greek life, it's real life!"

Listen, I live on a campus where everyone is either a brother or a sister, and saying Greek life is like real life is like saying Paris Hilton is like Nelson Mandela. And seriously, how is ABC Family going to pull off a show about the Greek scene? Underage drinking alone is enough to rate a movie a "hard R" (case in point, Superbad), and since drunken bathroom sex is going to be replaced by some serious hardcore hand-holding, I'm not predicting an accurately painted picture.

Check out the promo here. It looks like Judd Apatow's now cancelled masterpiece Undeclared minus any of the comedy, talent or believability.

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