In honor of the new movie Pineapple Express, Cracked.com is bringing internet lovers an analysis of the five greatest things ever accomplished while high.  For those too lazy/stoned to read through the article,

5.  Francis Crick discovers DNA, thanks in part to LSD

4.  Cocaine leads Freud to psychoanalysis

3.  "A Coke Addict Makes a Coke-Flavored Cola and Calls it Coke"

2.  Dock Ellis and acid throw a no hitter

And, my favorite,

1. "Moses Takes 'Shrooms, Shits Out Ten Commandments"

Thanks, Cracked.com.