Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Adriana Lima to Rachel Bilson, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

On 205th: The New Married Adriana Lima

Attuworld: Ferris Bueller, A Little Different

Next Round: Weirdest Yahoo Answers Question Ever

Gorilla Mask: Killing Productivity, One Link at a Time

Busted Coverage: Dan Patrick With Erin Andrews

Asylum: The Sleeping-Bag Suit

Uncoached: Lucy Pinder Leads The PM Portfolio

Blog of Hilarity: Kid Faints At Wedding Ceremony [Video]

Atom: Ankle Braclet Interviews

Cuzoogle: The Raptors Need Kyra Sedgwick

Double Viking: DV Hotties In the Wild

Boosh Magazine: There Are Hot Bowlers

Hollywood Tuna: Rachel Bilson Disappoints