Al Bore -- whoops, I meant Al Gore (or did I?)* recently went to Casheville, TN (I am a rhyming master!) to teach 1,000 hippies how to give boring presentations on global storming (can you guess the rhyme there?).  Among the 1,000 were 2 Cornellians and a researcher and an educator somehow, maybe loosely, affiliated with Cornell (the University, not the college in Iowa.  Close call.).

These people were all personally trained by Mr. Gore to become the most deadly fighting force the world has ever known.  No, if only that were true.  Then we'd really be in for a show.  No, no, no.  In fact, they were all trained by Mr. Gore on how to give boring powerpoint presentations about global warming (no rhyme; sorry, I'm losing steam). 

The presentation is called "An Inconvenient Truth" and apparently he thinks this little slideshow is his ticket back to the big time.  Good luck Mr. Former Vice President.  Think anyone cares about the environment?  Why would we?  We've all seen the future and its awesome.  The ice caps melt, the world is covered with water, Kevin  Costner somehow develops gills and eventually finds dry land.  Ta-da!**

* Editorial Note:  In today's modern age of computerization it is near impossible for someone to seriously commit a spelling error, let alone commit such an error, be aware of it, refer to it and, yet, continue on.
** Editorial Disclaimer:  Universal Studios' Waterworld (1995) followed a similar story line which is in no way related to this blog.  The full-length feature film, which coincidentally starred Costner, was entirely different in that it featured a huge fish.