College guys don't really lack opportunities to meet women.

Go to a bar on a Saturday night and hit on the gaggles of barely-dressed Barbie doll look alikes; Facebook-stalk sorostitutes until dawn; or be old-fashioned and chat up some blonde with Greek letters splashed across her ass after class.

But instead of choosing any of these classic, almost-legitimate options, this 22-year-old college student "looking for fun" posts a two-sentence ad on The Craig.

"I'm 5'7" 125 pounds and very athletic. I'm looking for a girl who is also athletic and knows what she wants. If you like my pic and want to talk more send me a pic and some info."

A guy who weighs less than many girls and refuses to show his face in an already-sleazy online ad? Drool.