It was inevitable. It's horrifying, but these tech-savvy youngsters are unstoppable. They were bound to use Facebook for good instead of evil sooner rather than later, and that day has come.

Two enterprising young men have planned the ULTIMATE 2011 MEETUP, replete with pool parties, laser tag, and a deliciously debaucherous co-ed sleepover. "Bring your sleeping bags!" they say with a wink. Of course, we all know that the only thing that's going to happen in those sleeping bags is a giant worm fight, and sliding down the stairs.

The last month before NU starts is stultifying, it's true. All your friends have left, and you're hanging out with your mom watching America's Got Talent. But for the love of all that is holy, resist the temptation to meet up with your fellow freshmen. The only thing that will come of it is that you are going to be watching America's Got Talent with your mom while panicking about how awkward your next four years are going to be.