Hopefully some of our readers were around to hear a girl in Breadman's on a Saturday morning as she recounted to a crowded table,

"So I told her to try anal sex."

Always good to know that the students haven't lost sight of the beautiful tradition of discussing past discussions of anal sex in a crowded family restaraunt.

Also, what was she recommending anal sex for? It's really only the answer to one of three problems:

1. I want to put someone's body part into my anus, but I can't figure out the correct method and terminology.

2. I've had all measure of conventional sex. What's next?

3. I'd like to know how it feels to be a male prison inmate, but have little to no inclination to serve hard time.