Crocs and I have had a grudge for some time now, so here are a few good reasons to opt for a less offensive form of footwear this summer:
1.  Because you are not on a boat (after all, isn't that what you claim Crocs were meant for?  boating?)
2.  Because they make your feet look like boats (seriously, they are only cute when you're feet are a children's size 12)
3.  Because we all know they're making your feet sweat (I don't care if those holes are for ventilation)
4.  Because flip-flops are readily available to everyone (Old Navy flip flops, 2 for $5, come on now)
5.  Because they do not go with any outfit...ever.
6.  Because you don't want your friends to be embarrassed of you ("Ew, who's the girl who wore Crocs to the party?" "Oh...Well I mean...I don't know her...")
7.  Because at some point in your life, you'd like to get some ass, and that will never happen while you're wearing Crocs ("Wow, you look so sexy in your giant foam slippers")

Next up: Ugg boots