If you were anywhere near Chancellor Square (211 Church St) around 3 a.m. Saturday night, you may have thought you heard a small rain shower.

The unfortunate truth, however, was that a drunken college student had to relieve himself - and rather than seeking out a bathroom, or even having the deceny to pee on a bush or tree or something, he chose to urinate off a third-floor balcony.

The splatters of urine were amplified by the distance so that he could be heard from every building in Chancellor Square.

Peeing Dude: you fail at life.