I am extremely proud of my Serbian/Italian/Armenian/Irish/Greek/Polish/Palestinian/ Israeli/Pacific Islander background.

I now actively support cancer research, underprivileged kindergartners, extensive Halo playing, campus squirrels and the use of medieval weapons.

I am really going to think hard about joining Fiji, Phi Psi, DKE, Alpha Sig, AEPi, Psi U, SAE, Sig Ep, the Crew team and the Bowling team.

Now the reason I signed up for all these lists and more at FestiFall is because I thought it might give me some material to work with later with the flood of forthcoming e-mails. But literally, there are people who sign up for all this stuff, go to one meeting, and promptly put that club on their resume for the rest of their life.

The best part of the day was convincing all the culture clubs that I was half whatever they were. What? Oh yeah I’m totally half Japanese! You can’t tell? All the European/Middle Eastern countries were easy enough, but sadly no one believed I was half black. Too bad there’s no “White People with a Muddled European Background” club, then I’d have a place to call my own.

Also I was sad to learn that Toastmasters has little to do with either toast or drinking, and even more disappointed that Order of Angell didn’t have a booth. I’m trying to get invited to join as I am U of M’s number one cartoon character-related blogger.