Meet CarolinaFever, an avid poster at Inside Carolina, a UNC sports forum. His "about me" is short and to the point: "Keepin it real cause that's how I roll." You want to punch him in the face already? Perfectly understandable, but wait. It gets worse.

On a "let's all take pictures of our hot UNC wives"-themed thread, he posts the above picture (sans crappy Photoshop of a hand print, of course). Thanks to the wife's unusual eyes, the photo reached meme status, was massively Photoshopped, and eventually made its way to Pack Pride, the NC State sports forum, where the State fans rake the guy across the coals.

(Hopefully, the bottle sitting on the bed elegantly titled "Anal Lube" won't go unnoticed by OTR readers.)

Among some mean-spirited comments about the wife's appearance, some forum users share their favorites among CarolinaFever's past crazy or inane posts. Here are a few choice excerpts :

1. From an angry and unorganized account of his trip to the state fair:

Also, do white folks not go to the fair anymore? I'm just stating an obvious observation. Was there a boycott of the fair this year by white people? Did I miss the memo? It wasn't a problem; I just thought it was strange. And someone needs to start making deep fried tacos at the fair now. You'd make a killing!

..."Man, there were so many Mexicans at the fair! Er, not that I'm racist or anything. I'm totally cool with it."

2. CarolinaFever asks forums users if they prefer Applebee's or Friday's (CF chooses Friday's, by the way). Some commendable responses are:

(1) Any other sitdown restaurant on the planet.
(2) Friday's
(3) Applebee's

What's the difference?  Seriously, isn't it the same kind of food with the same kind of prices with the same kind of crap on the wall with the same kind of service in the same suburban locations?

I'll have a side of thunder-thighs

3. You people aren't normal enough. I just can't relate to you!

Their response? We don't like you either.

4. This woman I work with chose not to join some coworkers for breakfast and was sooo angry when we spent too long eating and were late to the meeting and OMG how can someone be so miserable!

What more is there to say? It's just too easy when idiots like this offer themselves up willingly for public humiliation.