Our rugby team has been suspended?

What are we, Duke?

But no, seriously, that was lacrosse, and this is only for underaged drinking and hazing. Now, before all of Greek life starts talking about how commonplace that is, let's everybody remember that this is a school sport that involves people putting their bodies on the line every day and risking serious injury to get a shot of adrenaline.

Of course alcohol can't be involved; we don't want someone getting hurt here.