School MUST be back in session, because Saint Anthony Hall is having its annual Dress To Get Screwed party again.

Saint A's, the infamous coed arts fraternity, has a bit of a reputation for... well... wanton debauchery. A couple of years ago, they were raided by the police, who found 40 liters of alcohol and 35 grams of marijuana on the premises, and they were forced to lie low for a while. They may be playing it a little safer now, but rumor has it that last year's Dress To Get Screwed party devolved into nudity within a matter of hours.

Freshmen, start your college career off right: don your best hooker boots and head over to Saint A's this coming Saturday.

(EDIT: Parts of thist post have been edited to reflect facts as provided by a St. A's representative. While OTR may post unsubstantiated rumors, we do not leave misinformation posted if we learn that it is false.)