Forget the Oscars. The nominees for the 2009 Razzie Awards, an award show "honoring" Hollywood's worst, have been announced. Here are the nominees and who should take home each "prize":

Worst Picture: Speed Racer, Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans, The Day the Earth Stood Still, High School Musical 3, The Hottie & The Nottie, Dungeon Siege, The Love Guru, Postal, Rambo, The Happening, Meet Dave, Witless Protection

Who should win: Disaster Movie

Enough already. The first Scary Movie was funny and the second one was OK, but haven't people ever heard of quitting while they're ahead? This movie deserves worst picture because it never should have been made.

Worst Actor: Zac Efron, Dane Cook, Larry the Cable Guy, Eddie Murphy, Al Pacino, Keanu Reeves, Sylvester Stallone, Tom Cruise (Valkyrie), Will Ferrell, Ashton Kutcher, Mike Myers, Adam Sandler, Mark Wahlberg

Who should win: Adam Sandler

As much as I would love to see Tom Cruise win this one, Adam Sandler really deserves it. Gone are the days of Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison, enter the era of the Zohan.

Worst Actress: Paris Hilton, Jessica Alba, The cast of The Women, Camilla Belle, Cameron Diaz, Kate Hudson, Diane Keaton, Jennifer Connelly, Zooey Deschanel, Vanessa Hudgens, Eva Longoria-Parker, Reese Witherspoon

Who should win: The cast of The Women

Sex and the City was hard enough to watch. The world did not need The Women also. Paris Hilton might just take the prize though.

Worst Screen Couple: Any couple from High School Musical 3, Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutcher, Paris Hilton & Joel David Moore, Kate Hudson & Dane Cook, Kate Hudson & Matthew McConaughey, Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy, Any couple from Mamma Mia, Eddie Murphy & Eddie Murphy (Meet Dave), Al Pacino & His Hair, Mark Wahlberg & Zooey Deschanel, Mark Wahlberg & Mila Kunis, Sylvester Stallone & His Ego

Who should win: four-way tie: Any couple from HSM 3, any couple from Mama Mia, Al Pacino and his hair, and Sylvester Stalone and his ego.

Worst Director: Uwe Boll, Scott Derrickson, Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer, Tom Putnam, Marco Schnabel, Sylvester Stallone, Jon Avnet, Diane English, Roland Emmerich, Brian Robbins, Kenny Ortega, M. Night Shyamalan

Who should win: Uwe Boll

He has two movies nominated for worst picture AND a site dedicated to stopping him from making movies. Well done, sir.

Worst Prequel, Sequel, Remake or Rip-Off: Indiana Jones 4, HSM 3, Rambo, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Disaster Movie, Meet the Spartans, An American Carol, The Women, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Prom Night, Speed Racer, X-Files: I Want To Believe

Who should win: Star Wars: The Clone Wars

No series should have seven parts, especially if part seven is done using crappy animation.

Worst Career Achievement: Uwe Boll, Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer, Madonna, Keanu Reeves, Sylvester Stallone

Who should win: Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans. I don't that these two can sink much lower.