It's a classic scenario: girl sees cute animal, girl runs towards animal, girl spends next ten minutes gushing over animal. Meanwhile, every guy is wishing that the animal was his pet, in hopes that the girl could be his girl. These six pets are sure to get a girl's attention and they wouldn't be a bad addition to the frat house either.

• Puppy. The classic pet. Just remember to go for something fluffy with lots of energy. Maximum cuteness (for the ladies) and maximum potential that your dog will do stupid tricks (for the guys).
• Ferret. Frat houses already smell, so why not get a ferret?
• Chinchilla. Chinchillas bathe by rolling in dust. So a dirty frat house might actually seem clean to a chinchilla...
• Monkey. Preferably a monkey in a diaper. I don't think anyone needs an explanation on why it would be cool to have a monkey--you were all children at one point.
• Pig...but some frats may already have one
• Sugar Glider. Small, adorable and does party tricks.