Now that you're done "believing", it's time to kill another end-of-the-party classic. You'll probably hear this song quite a few times at house parties this quarter, but that doesn't mean you have to like it.

"Piano Man" is a good song, but not great; that is why it's so amazing that this song gets played as much as it does. What makes it better than "Don't Stop Believing" and as annoying as "American Pie" is that everyone knows all the words (It's not too hard when there's really only three verses). Written in 1973, "Piano Man" was Billy Joel's first big hit and only one worthy of note, but the "Good" should have "Died Young", as should Billy Joel, who has grown older and even more creepy-looking.