Palin Transferred Between Six Colleges
So she can't make a decision about college. That should bode well for making decisions that impact the entire country.
As Unemployment Rate Increases, Number Of College Grads Should Decrease
Time to pull a Van Wilder and stay in school for a few extra years, because the only thing that awaits you after graduation is unemployment.
Psycho Squirrels on the Loose... As Usual
Psychotic squirrels have invaded Penn! From attacking environmentally conscious students to engaging in acrobatic sexual misconduct, these devilish rodents are making sure that the freshmen feel welcome.
The Semester Premier of Harvard Gossip
In the inaugural edition of Harvard Gossip, Gossip Girl Ms. Hill dishes out the latest scuttlebutt from the first week of the school year.
Fresh Cream: All the News We Missed
All the news we missed, served fresh.
Woman Uses Nose Drops, Face Turns Silver
Yes, that's really the result of nose drops.
Hurricane Ike, Hurricane Hanna and Tropical Storm Joesphine Are Just The Beginning: The Projected Path to Disaster
With September set to be a busy storm season, University of Miami should be thinking about a different kind of Hurricane defense.
Stupid Things That College Students Like
Even if we aren't sophomores, it doesn't mean that we don't like sophomoric things...
Forget MySpace And Do It Like The Spies Do With A Space
Facebook may be fun and informative, but it's not going to catch terrorists.
50-Foot Spider Roaming Around England, Seriously
Alright, so it’s robotic, but the colossal mechanical arachnid is still pretty damn terrifying.
Edwards Decides Not To "Distract" College Students With His Disgraceful Life
Edwards is canceling his talks on college campuses, but it's not because he's ashamed. Oh no, it's because we should all focus on electing Obama. Right.
Top 10 Hottest Celebrity Baby Mamas from Jillian Grace to Camila Alves
Who cares if there's baby mama drama when they're this hot?
Sarah Palin as "Caribou Barbie" Realized
The latest term (replacing VPILF) to describe Sarah Palin is now "Caribou Barbie," so we at OTR thought we'd try to use our imagination to see what the retail version of Mrs. VP might look like.
Surfer, Dude Premieres In Austin With UT Alum McConaughey Mostly Shirtless
Does the world need yet another stoner flick? Judge for yourself.
Loyola Marymount is Afraid of the Great Outdoors... Or So They Say
LMU bureaucrats want to hide inside.
Daniel Radcliffe Shows Sexual Side, Wants To Do Drag
The Harry Potter hottie talks to Details magazine about the roles he'd like to play and what's inside his jeans.
