Thanks to the football game earlier this afternoon, an assload of USC fans were in town last night and today, resulting in an abundance of opportunities for “that’s what she said” jokes.

For example, one USC student with a temporary tattoo of Cocky, USC’s mascot, on her cheek said, “I’ve got to get this cock off my face before I go out tonight.”

Also, two grown men wearing red were seen on Franklin St. after the game giving each other high fives and yelling “how ‘bout them cocks!”

Perhaps the most amusing play on words occurred during the game. USC fans were shouting “Game-Cocks,” with one side of the stadium yelling the former syllable and the other yelling the latter, like we do “Tar-Heels.” UNC students took to yelling “Suck” when the opposite side was yelling “Game.” It was pretty hilarious.

Also, Ryan Burke, famous for his ingenious pit breakup hoax, showed up at the game wearing a North Carolina flag as a cape and carrying a roasted chicken skewered on a stick. It had been in the sun all day and smelled horrible.

As far as the game itself: what a heartbreaker.