The Best Senior Prank Idea Ever

The Best Senior Prank Idea Ever
Duke has a bunch of monkeys that can control robotic arms with their brains. I propose we steal them, train them to clap their mechanical arms when people around them clap, and then take them to the Dean Dome for the next Duke-UNC basketball game – thereby turning the countless dollars and hours of research Duke has poured into this project into just a kitschy way of cheering for our basketball team. Go Heels!

Disclaimer: Do not actually do this. You will get arrested for animal cruelty.
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Pokey T
Teaching the monkeys how to sign up for the UNC basketball ticket lottery would also be a great comment on our ticket policy. ;) Posted 12/27/2007 02:44 AMReply
Anonymous
watch out that you don't get monkey herpes, it would really put a damper on the prank Posted 04/14/2008 09:54 AMReply

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