Duke has a bunch of monkeys that can control robotic arms with their brains. I propose we steal them, train them to clap their mechanical arms when people around them clap, and then take them to the Dean Dome for the next Duke-UNC basketball game – thereby turning the countless dollars and hours of research Duke has poured into this project into just a kitschy way of cheering for our basketball team. Go Heels!

Disclaimer: Do not actually do this. You will get arrested for animal cruelty.