Undoubtedly, it is more preferable to funnel beer than to stand around watching someone funnel. Luckily with the advent of the Octabong, more people than ever will be able to simultaneously imbibe without moderation.

Not for the faint of heart, the Octabong, an eight-way funnel, allows for a communal guzzling experience and is the closest you’ll ever get to drinking an octopus. With a sectioned top, the Octabong makes it possible for each lush to choose the drink they wish to funnel, rather than having to decide on a universally accepted beverage. This ingenious invention will octuple the fun at any kegger; so cheers to the Octabong, the funnel of our dreams.